Top Gear Versus Car Adverts

Posted: 06.09.06 in Blogging

Here is my message to car manufacturers. Don’t bother advertising.

Apart from annoying the eyeballs from their sockets, they don’t seem to sell me their cars. So instead, make good cars! Spend that waste of money on improving your cars, then when Top Gear come to review your car, you will do well on The Cool Wall.

Apart from the fact that pissing off environmentalists appears to be an important quality – which might detract from the quality of the car – if a car is appealing them, the car is generally appealling to others.

Spending thousands upon thousands to make me watch a Vauxhall Astra flying through a hoop fire doing a 720° double back flip seems a bit of a waste of money when the car only attains space on the “Uncool” section on The Cool Wall.

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Comments
  1. weiran says:

    Anything vehicle with the word “Vauxhall” in it’s name would be on the uncool wall.

  2. helen says:

    I like top gear

  3. helen says:

    You at uni yet?

  4. Steve says:

    Erm… nope! :DI don’t go back until 26th September – and that’s only registration week… we don’t know how lucky we are!

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